Every family has that one cousin who speaks in cryptic metaphors, the aunt who sees doom in every decision, and the uncle who talks about karma while sipping cutting chai. Turns out, the tarot deck is just one big Indian family reunion—minus the samosas, but twice the drama.
The High Priestess – The Mysterious Mausi
Knows everyone's business but never spills tea without a dramatic pause. Dresses like she just walked off a Sabyasachi runway and speaks in riddles that sound like leftover dialogue from a Karan Johar film.
The Tower – The Overreacting Uncle
Crashes weddings, birthdays, and perfectly peaceful lives with one scandalous sentence. Thinks breaking news is his spiritual duty. Leaves behind chaos, awkward silences, and at least two crying children.
The Lovers – The Forbidden Couple Everyone Pretends Not to Notice
Always “just friends” at family functions, but side-eyes and conveniently timed power outages say otherwise. Makes elders whisper in corners and cousins smirk in unison.
Death – The Drama Queen Auntie
Every minor inconvenience is the “end of everything.” Ran out of biryani? The apocalypse. Bride wore red instead of maroon? Moral collapse. Honestly, could co-host a soap opera with Ekta Kapoor.
The Fool – That NRI Cousin
Back for one month. Got scammed by an auto driver, joined a yoga retreat, and thinks spirituality is found through Instagram captions. Starts things without knowing where they’ll end—but makes it entertaining.
The Emperor – The Family Patriarch with a Bluetooth Headset
Thinks he runs the country because he owns one plot of land in Gurgaon. Talks only in orders, gives advice no one asked for, and somehow still gets respect because “elders know best.”
The Empress – The Matchmaking Aunt Who Runs on Gossip
Organizes everything from weddings to emotional breakdowns. A walking matrimonial site with a sharp eye for horoscopes and a sharper one for bridal lehengas.
The Hermit – The Cousin Who Vanished After Engineering
Texts once a year, still hasn’t updated profile picture since 2015, but shows up with philosophical hot takes and existential dread.
The High Priestess – The Mysterious Mausi
Knows everyone's business but never spills tea without a dramatic pause. Dresses like she just walked off a Sabyasachi runway and speaks in riddles that sound like leftover dialogue from a Karan Johar film.
The Tower – The Overreacting Uncle
Crashes weddings, birthdays, and perfectly peaceful lives with one scandalous sentence. Thinks breaking news is his spiritual duty. Leaves behind chaos, awkward silences, and at least two crying children.
The Lovers – The Forbidden Couple Everyone Pretends Not to Notice
Always “just friends” at family functions, but side-eyes and conveniently timed power outages say otherwise. Makes elders whisper in corners and cousins smirk in unison.
Death – The Drama Queen Auntie
Every minor inconvenience is the “end of everything.” Ran out of biryani? The apocalypse. Bride wore red instead of maroon? Moral collapse. Honestly, could co-host a soap opera with Ekta Kapoor.
The Fool – That NRI Cousin
Back for one month. Got scammed by an auto driver, joined a yoga retreat, and thinks spirituality is found through Instagram captions. Starts things without knowing where they’ll end—but makes it entertaining.
The Emperor – The Family Patriarch with a Bluetooth Headset
Thinks he runs the country because he owns one plot of land in Gurgaon. Talks only in orders, gives advice no one asked for, and somehow still gets respect because “elders know best.”
The Empress – The Matchmaking Aunt Who Runs on Gossip
Organizes everything from weddings to emotional breakdowns. A walking matrimonial site with a sharp eye for horoscopes and a sharper one for bridal lehengas.
The Hermit – The Cousin Who Vanished After Engineering
Texts once a year, still hasn’t updated profile picture since 2015, but shows up with philosophical hot takes and existential dread.
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